‘Move This Mountain’ might be better but it’s not on my copy… You know, I got into real trouble for not liking her album, which if I’m not mistaken continues to fail to ignite in either the public imagination or the charts (She’s at No.2 in the album charts Robbo, you knob – Stuart Clark). She’s gorgeous, she’s got one of the most distinctive voices in dance-pop and, by all accounts, she’s a bit of a dote so it gives me no pleasure to inform you that this is crap. And I really, really fancy her, so I’m fucking up my chance of ever fucking her ‘cos I’m such a professional. And you lot don’t care.