They are three great icons of contemporary culture. But in fact Keef Richards, Snoop Dogg and Jim Morrison have a lot more in common than that…

What an average week for Irish rock. Shane MacGowan in marriage rumours, Brian McFadden explains why he refused to squirt all over Kerry and Bono gets it from the Queen.

Introducing The XXX Factor, a talent show that auditions wanna-be young things for a future in the porno industry. Oh, and a guy from Wisconsin sets fire to his todger. No, really.

Ordering chips at a high class restaurant can be more fraught than you might imagine. As can posing for a fashion shoot on your fiancé’s table.

They’re not the best looking bunch in the world. But what’s really off-putting about our political elite is the tosh they spout.

Love will tear us apart. Or at least it will, if Sam Snort is involved.