- Culture
- 29 Nov 02
Caught In The Net was intrigued to learn this week that “smoking good shit” is no longer a euphemism. Well, not in northern Nigeria where the locals have been getting their jollies from inhaling lizard dung.
“I no longer have to spend much money on drugs since I discovered the efficiency of lizard excrement,” enthuses 28-year-old Ado Kabir. “I have found peace because whenever I smoke it with tobacco all my worries are gone.”
Kabir says there are many ways to consume lizard dung – a veritable recipe book in fact – but the best is to mix it with water and a blue laundry detergent.
“When mixed with ‘blue’ in water, it produces a strong effect similar to drinking strong whisky to excess on a hot day,” Kabir continues. “People who are keen on their health boil the mixture and filter it before drinking. It has a potassium taste and is really good.”
You can find out more at www.iol.co.za
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