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Two questions for the fellas...
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1. If your friend that is a girl (who you dated once, a million years ago) invited you over for dinner on a Saturday night (you rarely see eachother), do you bring something, and if so, what?
2. There is a painter painting my bedroom today, has he sniffed my knickers/wanked into laundry basket/rubbed his cock on my pillow, do you think?
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-- Maedhbh
02/05/12 at 15:36
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 From :
number10
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Posted : 03/05/12 at 18:08 |
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| I thought 'friends' were things you used to blow up footballs...
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From :
igor
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Posted : 04/05/12 at 12:09 |
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| I once got hit in the mickey with a football!
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From :
number10
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Posted : 04/05/12 at 13:03 |
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| Did your mickey not hit back? It might have been the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
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From :
Maedhbh
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Posted : 04/05/12 at 16:23 |
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| Just realised I didn't have to specify just the fellas to answer!I feel like the bullseye at a bukkake party around here!
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From :
triumph
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Posted : 04/05/12 at 16:39 |
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| you called?
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From :
davidlynch
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Posted : 05/05/12 at 02:12 |
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| Yes as for the second depends entirely on how hot you are, according to stapletoucher you are freezing so i`m sure the painter has hotter clients if he is right.
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From :
cyberbuli
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Posted : 05/05/12 at 06:59 |
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Not a lesbian? Ok, going to download Wallis Bird anyway.
You don't get many landlords who will have your room painted.
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From :
Maedhbh
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Posted : 05/05/12 at 12:52 |
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You're right David.
I'm fat and ugly with my porcine features. Freezing. I'm aware of this and can't argue with you, you have stated a fact. Maybe that is why I try be funny or witty or clever, because I'll never be beautiful graceful or elegant.
Been single now about two years bar few dates here and there. Have got to the point where even if somebody is interested I find myself questioning why on earth are they interested in me, or just how unsuitable a partner am I willing to accept just to feel a little human heat. I also manage to push any guy who does find me attractive away with my constant preemptive, negativity, that I provide in a joking manner, so that just incase he doesn't notice I am fat I best drop it into chat with quips like oh I love my grub, clearly! Or you'd think with this belly I'd have bigger tits or remind him sure I'm a size 18-20, all this just so he doesn't forget that what he is looking at is fat and he can do better!
Freezing.
1. He didn't bring anything in case I got the wrong idea and he may have to spear this walrus.
2. The painter didn't touch your laundry or knickers drawer Maedhbh, you have to be desirable for something like that to happen.
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From :
evil_giraffe
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Posted : 05/05/12 at 19:55 |
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You’ve a very ugly soul David.
Maybe you hide it in the real world, but only someone who is a truly horrible cunt on the inside could come out with some of the stuff you say on here.
Thankfully your malign nature is quite obviously tempered by an ignorance and stupidity (not to mention cowardice), that’ll likely limit the extent of the damage you can cause to anonymously insulting girls on the internet.
What do you do for a living again? Dole and online gambling?
Yeah, the world would be better off without you, but if you weren’t so thick you could be writing for the Sindo or something.
You obviously enjoyed your birthday anyway. Nothing better to do at 2am?
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From :
cyberbuli
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Posted : 05/05/12 at 22:14 |
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| Chin up, girl, you are the most entertaining female on this messageboard. Women obsess too much about body image. I'd sooner be in the company of a fat jolly person than 10 models (male or female) who go out to look in the mirror every 10 minutes. Watching a bulimia survivor being interviewed by Brendan O'Connor as I type.
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From :
davidlynch
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Posted : 05/05/12 at 22:44 |
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Yeah i did that was a few days later though obviously you havent the brains to notice that.
Stapletoucher is the man who mentioned though I suspect he could be bullshitting as usual.
Its a long time since i was on the dole about 21 years - unlike you.
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From :
tricky
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Posted : 05/05/12 at 22:49 |
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| i couldn't agree more evil .
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From :
number10
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Posted : 16/05/12 at 13:29 |
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| A winker rather than a wanker, then...
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From :
bigtom
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Posted : 16/05/12 at 14:30 |
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| Yes, definitely. I've given up being rude about anything other than Chelsea, in the mean-time.
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From :
Sagamore
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Posted : 18/05/12 at 23:21 |
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| Jesus Christ - davidlynch you absolute CUNT!
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From :
tornaxx
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Posted : 20/05/12 at 07:53 |
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I'm not sure how this got nasty but, Maedhbh, I'd give you one of my great bear hugs (but I shan't dye my hair red).
;-)
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From :
ttemme
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Posted : 21/05/12 at 19:26 |
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| do i take it from the aforem'ntioned that maedhbh likes r'dheads?
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From :
tornaxx
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Posted : 22/05/12 at 08:49 |
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| Indeed! She loves Paul O'Connell...
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From :
number10
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Posted : 22/05/12 at 18:44 |
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| I can confirm that. Maedhbh loves Paul O'Connell. Fine big hunk of a country fella that he is...
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From :
gfunk
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Posted : 22/05/12 at 23:12 |
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1. It would depend if you wanted the ride or not. If so, something nostalgic - maybe the same (well, not the same, but similar) bottle of wine that you shared on a particularly memorable night. If not, probably some blue cheese.
2. I dunno. Would you leave a bit sticking out to tempt him? The man goes into peoples bedrooms everyday of the week, kinda loses its novelty pretty quickly I would imagine.
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