Size matters!
A new research conducted by Victoria University into penis size and body image has discovered that size does matter to men, but chiefly in relation to how they shape up compared with other men. According to the researchers, “Men are more concerned about how their overall body size compares to...

Harpya
By Raoul Servais, Palme d’Or for Best Short Film at the 1979 Cannes Film Festival. Bet he had a hard time getting a date after this one. ...

Chantelle most promiscuous name?
In Britain, 4,000 people were asked what name would be the mostly likely to engage on first date or casual sex. For some reason, the Brits think women named Chantelle are the mostly likely to do this. Woman were also asked what would be the name of a man that would...

Cometh the hour
The National Campaign for the Arts calls on the Irish government to maintain arts funding in the upcoming budget.  http://www.petitiononline.com/ncfa/petit… Please sign and forward this request onto any arts supporters you know....

Sex Advice from Pastors
I know… WTF? But amazingly the Church is not always anti-sex, anti-gay and anti just about everything else. Nerve magazine has a section called Sex Advice from Pastors and it’s amazingly open-minded....

Gimme gimme shock treatment
A surefire cure for the blues. Al Swearengen’s Positive Mental Attitude Module. Tony Robbins eat your heart out. ...

Oral Sex Tired Tongue Tip
Most woman appreciate oral sex, but sometimes guys find it hard work to make a woman climax this way. The worst thing a bloke can do is to stop as a woman is approaching orgasm. All this will do is prolong the process. Here’s a nifty trick if...

Go tell it to the mountain
rap·ture (rpchr)n. 1. The state of being transported by a lofty emotion; ecstasy. 2. An expression of ecstatic feeling. Often used in the plural. 3. The transporting of a person from one place to another, especially to heaven. ...

Ever been too embarrassed to buy condoms?
According to an online survey, one in ten people have unsafe sex because they are too embarrassed to buy condoms. That’s awful but I sort of understand. Once, during my first sexual relationship, the boyfriend and I went into a chemist to pick up the necessary, but the old battleaxe...

Nighthawks at the Project, Oct 27
Nighthawks at the Project Arts Centre (in aid of CONCERN) Tuesday, 27th October, 2009 Project Arts Centre 39 East Essex Street, Temple Bar, Dublin 2 Vyvienne Long (Solo) Vyvienne Long first came to prominence a few years ago as the cellist in Damien Rice’s band. Then, in 2006, Vyvienne released her wonderful debut EP, entitled Birdtalk,...

Sexist T-shirts
I wrote a piece in HP a few weeks ago which mentioned sexist T-shirts. Well, these are beauts. No boys! Don’t do it…...

Never bet the devil your head
… and never let a bird spit in your mouth. Harry Crews and David Eugene Edwards in Searching For the Wrong-Eyed Jesus. ...

Pope Condom anyone?
Oh dear… If you’re a good practicing Catholic you won’t approve of this (or anything else on this blog for that matter), but some crafty joker has put the pope on a condom packet . You have to admit it’s kinda funny… Although this is not the face I’d...

Reckon they missed the bit that says Thou shalt not kill
“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.” One more time, Lenny Bruce  http://www.amnesty.org.uk/news_details.a…...

The best new vibe!
Oh I’m loving this. It’s my new favourite. The We-Vibe is a unique vibrator as you wear it while having sex. It’s small, hands free, has no wires or straps, works in two speeds and gives pleasure to both parties. Plus it’s a rather nice shade of purple (important that!...

He sure was funny and he sure told the truth and he knew what he was talkin’ about.
“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.” – Lenny Bruce...