Regular readers of this fine rag may recall that I've relished poking fun at R&B pretender Tinchy Stryder in the past, and not just because I'm bigger than he is. It would almost be too easy to slam the second Taio Cruz/Tinchy collaboration 'Second Chance' for its listless melody and tired premise, not to mention chuckle at lyrical nuggets like "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh!"… so I guess I'll just pick on him for his size this time. Pipsqueak.