The Strypes, the lovely fellas that they are, would never want to upset us, we're full sure of that.
Still, a present that the Cavan quartet gave us at Electric Picnic is now distracting, entertaining, infuriating and engrossing us in equal measure.
Kendama, our research reveals, is a Japanese ball-and-stick game; it's also the reason why our man Colm O'Regan hasn't written a single word since he began playing with it this morning.
We'll give him this, though - he's definitely got the hang of it...