Now here's where the population divides in two. There are the people who find enjoyment in the unruffled vocal stylings of Boyzone front hunk Ronan Keating (these are typically the same people who enjoy QVC, tupperware and tupperware purchased from QVC) and then, there are the rest of us. I'm not the only Bacharach fan who's going to hate Keating's schmaltzy take on cabaret classic 'Arthur's Theme', but I might be the only one with a square inch of review space on which to voice my distress, so here goes - this is the least satisfied I've ever felt after listening to three minutes of expert musicianship... and I've heard Robbie's Swing When You're Winning.