Even if she hadn’t just made world headlines for offending a Co. Down farmer with her incessant nudity, it’s pretty hard to let one issue of this fine rag slip by without mentioning pop filthress Rihanna. I do sometimes wonder if, when I look lovingly back on my 20s in my twilight years, I’ll have trouble deciphering the omni-present Barbadian from my real-life friends and loved ones (pictures of her naughty frolic in the Irish countryside certainly won’t help). Anyway, the Calvin Harris-assisted ‘We Found Love’ is destined to be a timeless club banger, whether Ri keeps her clothes on or not. In fact, she could use the barely-there lyrics to croak out her thoughts on the Irish presidential election and it’d still be an international super smash. For the record, she sounds unequivocally bored on this track. Me too!