He's always been as good for a quote as he is for a stadium-sized melody, and here's further confirmation that Noely G could really have been taking to stages as a stand-up rather than a rock star.

A fantastic 10-minute compilation of the best bits of Oasis DVD commentaries below, as Noel proceeds to criticise basically every part of every promo Oasis ever released. Highlights include Noel pointing out when he's drunk, and when he reckons he looks like raincoat-wearing US TV detective Columbo.

"I'd grown out of the video making experience quite quickly," he summarises. "By the third one I was like, 'this is a load of bollocks.'"

Our favourite line?

"That's supposed to be a spaceship taking off; it looks like a load of scaffolding sinking."

It goes without saying that pretty much none of it is safe for work, so don't click if you're in the office…

Otherwise, enjoy!