I genuinely cannot believe this is happening. Some bright spark spotted that a certain Congolese-Swedish R&B singer’s name sounds sorta like the word “zombie” and, remembering the classic Cranberries’ track from 1994, suggested that the 25-year-old Akon soundalike record a version of the song that goes, ‘In your head, in your head, Mohombi, Mohombi’. I am baffled at how this in-joke gone wrong made it to iTunes without someone, anyone, warning Mohombi that the whole thing makes him sound like a deranged egomaniac.