- Music
- 08 May 03
Your Body Is A Wonderland
The title alone is cringe-worthy enough but when the inexplicably popular and interminably cloying Mayer warbles on about his lady’s “porcelain skin, candy-lips and bubblegum tongue,” it makes you want to dig out your old copy of The Cramp’s, ‘Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?’ Now there was a chat-up line!