If there’s one thing that has me giddily clapping my paws together and squealing with delight, it’s a new David Guetta video. Watching the French house master being awkwardly dragged into a pool of half naked girls (‘Sexy Chick’), or awkwardly and inexplicably hanging out with Kid Cudi in a lift (‘Memories’) is genuinely one of the most satisfying bounties YouTube has bestowed upon me. Is it wrong to take pleasure in the fact that Guetta has sold nearly 20 million records but still looks toe-curlingly wooden every time a camera’s turned on him? Probably, but you try watching him operate a futuristic touchscreen music system in the video for ‘I Can Only Imagine’ and tell me that you don’t feel exactly the same way…