Complete with Westlife-style key change and gospel choir backing, it seems as if N-Dubz simpleton Dappy is hoping to use the inspirational message behind ‘No Regrets’ to distract from the fact that he’s more famous for making foul death threats to members of the public than any kind of musical ability. Bird-brained vocalist aside, there’s a half-decent, singable melody to this track that will please some fans of the grime trio’s earlier work. Morons, mostly. I didn’t want it to come to this, but please do not give this man your money, he will spend it on guns and those funny hats.